Can you make cheese and butter from human breast milk?
No, seriously.
I would assume you could. I mean, just because mainstream cheese and milk tends to be of only the cow and goat varieties, I don't see why it couldn't be done with any mammal.
I guess the question is WHY would you? Let me put it this way... I don't know about you, but two things come immediately to my mind: First, how would it taste? Second, eBay.
Think about it. I'd bet that human cheese and butter would sell. Especially among the pervy Inter-web underground. Pretend for a moment that you're a 16-year-old farm girl. Stop playing with yourself. Now pretend that a traveling salesman has knocked you up, and your pa is furious. What to do? The obvious solution, of course is to make cheese and butter from your breast milk and sell it on eBay.
Now, I've never searched eBay for "farmgirl breast milk cheese and butter," but I'd bet that stuff would be worth its weight in gold. I mean, shit, guys have been buying college girls' panties and stuff for years.
Teen girl cheese and butter. It's going to be the next big thing. Once it becomes socially acceptable, you can expect celebrity moms to sell their breast milk dairy products for charity.
Fuck that Parkay shit. You could be spreading Ashley Judd's butter on your Goddamn toast in the morning.
Well, as long as it doesn't taste like hot monkey ass, anyway.
