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Here we go again.
August 13, 2006

We Have This Two-Wheeled, Gyroscopically-Balanced, Rider-Propelled Conveyance.

In response to ever-rising gasoline prices, many alternative forms of transportation are gaining popularity here.

The most common practice appears to be "bumming rides off people," which has the advantage of being tried and true, but the disadvantage of being unreliable at times.

I, on the other hand, purchased a brand new $50 kid’s bike. It was either that, a used $60 granny bike, or a new $250 "regular" bicycle. This was a no-brainer.

24-inch Roadmaster Mt. Fury
I really wanted a 10-speed like my old Raleigh, but I was tired of being stared at like I was crazy every time I said "10-speed."

Others who shall remain nameless tackled their rising gasoline costs by purchasing more fuel-efficient automobiles.

Smart Car
It’s even smaller than it looks. Honest.

These two-seater Smart Cars are actually not much bigger than my bicycle. From what I hear, they get 70 miles to the gallon, and are available for a few thousand euro, used.

That’s the story. There is no punchline. Sorry.

Oh, I guess I can add that after being forced to shell out an extra 15 bucks on orange wheel reflectors, front and rear lights, AND A BELL, I’m probably doomed to receive my first citation of some sort (probably for weaving in and out of moving traffic) before the end of the month, as I have nothing but contempt for fascist bicycle laws. That is all.