Just so you know, if you ever start shaving your head, you’re going to have to do it every other day in order to keep it from growing back to Chia length.
Additionally, if you have any manner of OCD at all, I suggest you allocate a fixed time limit regarding how long you have to shave each time, and I suggest you abide by this restriction rigidly. Otherwise you may find yourself spending the rest of the day "touching up" tiny bits of grain you didn’t quite eliminate the first time around, never mind that no one else will be able to tell the difference without using The Force.
The key to a successful blog is: Lot’s of pictures.
I meant to write “lots”. Superfluous apostrophes are my pet peeve.